Tag Archives: thomas and the bible

1 Samuel 20-1 Samuel 23

1 Samuel 20-1 Samuel 23

David and Jonathan continue their gay relationship right under Saul’s nose.  Meanwhile Saul completely disregards his duties as king in order to chase David around the galaxy trying to kill him for no reason.

1 Samuel 16-1 Samuel 19

1 Samuel 16-1 Samuel 19

Me vs the bible is like David and Goliath.  The bible is this Goliath of shit, this monstrous piece of garbage, and I’m like David.  Except I really don’t think I could just throw a small stone at the problem and have it die instantly.  Alas.

1 Samuel 14-1 Samuel 15

1 Samuel 14-1 Samuel 15

We have a very famous reading which reminds me of the late, great Christopher Hitchens.  I miss him.  Who cares about this dumb book, Hitchens is gone, which sucks.  Anyway, some people are slaughtered, as per usual.

1 Samuel 7-1 Samuel 13

1 Samuel 7-1 Samuel 13

Samuel continues his fake reign as head god communicator person.  The Israelites really want a head boring idiot person to run their band of boring idiot people.  They call this hypothetical idiot a “king”.  This doesn’t sit well with Samuel.