David and Jonathan continue their gay relationship right under Saul’s nose. Meanwhile Saul completely disregards his duties as king in order to chase David around the galaxy trying to kill him for no reason.
Me vs the bible is like David and Goliath. The bible is this Goliath of shit, this monstrous piece of garbage, and I’m like David. Except I really don’t think I could just throw a small stone at the problem and have it die instantly. Alas.
We have a very famous reading which reminds me of the late, great Christopher Hitchens. I miss him. Who cares about this dumb book, Hitchens is gone, which sucks. Anyway, some people are slaughtered, as per usual.
Samuel continues his fake reign as head god communicator person. The Israelites really want a head boring idiot person to run their band of boring idiot people. They call this hypothetical idiot a “king”. This doesn’t sit well with Samuel.